Then how come some of the other accountants on here are reporting that they ARE able to print the 3-part forms?  What's the catch?  What version/settings/patch do they have that I don't?

You "can see the importance of being able to print the forms in the system"?  Why else would anyone BUY the forms from Intuit OTHER than to print them in the system?  We didn't buy them so that we can spend days handwriting them.  I bought the forms from Intuit in August, and now we're running out of time to get them printed and mailed.  Bookkeeping isn't my only job, as is true for many accounting professionals.  By next week, I'll be too busy at my FT job plus I'm back in grad school.  The plan was to get these printed over the holiday break.