It must be incredibly challenging to encounter the memorized reports and the printing issues, stecman72. I can offer alternative options to get this sorted out for you immediately.

A handy solution that often resolves problems like the one you're experiencing is using the QuickBooks Tool Hub. It's designed specifically to troubleshoot common glitches. Let me guide you through the process:

1. Close QuickBooks.
2. Download the latest version (1.6.0.8) of the QuickBooks Tool Hub. Save the file in an easy-to-find location such as your Downloads folder or Desktop.
3. Open the downloaded file (QuickBooksToolHub.exe).
4. Follow the instructions on the screen to install, and accept the terms and conditions.
5. Once installed, double-click the Tool Hub icon on your desktop to launch it.

You can explore this article for the step-by-step guide: Fix common problems and errors with the QuickBooks Desktop Tool Hub.

If you're still experiencing issues after trying the suggested steps, I recommend contacting our QuickBooks Support Team. They are well-equipped with the necessary tools to safely access your account, delve into the problem, and help resolve it efficiently.

Here's how:

1. Navigate to the Help section, then choose QuickBooks Desktop Help/Contact Us.
   
2. Enter the topic that you need assistance with. 
   
3. If you still don't find the answers you need, click on Contact Us to connect with a specialist for support. Please note that the Contact Us option will only appear after you have searched for an article.

In addition, you can personalize your report to meet your specific needs, and memorizing it allows you to easily access the same format without having to recreate it from scratch each time.

I hope the steps and suggestions I've shared bring clarity and make managing your reports a breeze, stecman72. I'm here whenever you need assistance with QuickBooks or have any more questions. Don't hesitate to reach out and make the most of your financial tools.