Hi there, Intuit people!

I have owned—not rented, owned—QuickBooks for over 20 years. The day you informed me that you were ransoming all further updates was the day I informed you that you'd never seen another dime of my money.

I don't expect you to fix this issue as that would be above you. I just don't want you to expect to see another dime of my money. Hell will freeze over first.