@MrMark 

RE: And if there is no solution, then just own up to that fact, right here, for everyone to see.

What, and lose face? You're asking the impossible. No, that will never happen.

RE: But anyone who has ever spent any time in the forum can easily see that it is full of answers that don't match the questions.

Again, really?  You're expecting reps to actually read and understand the question?  Preposterous!