Hi there, @JoshAllen. 

Thank you for visiting the QuickBooks Community. I'd like to share some information about the issue.

There are a few options for dealing with this type of unrecoverable error. This can be caused by the QBCF Monitor Service or the QuickBooks Installation itself. Since you've already tried installing on a different computer and you're receiving the same results, I recommend trying to disable the QBCF Monitor Service. Here's how: 

• End the QBCFMonitorService.exe process.
  • Press Ctrl+Shift+Delete on your keyboard to bring up the Task Manager.
  • On the Processes tab, click the Image Name header to display the processes alphabetically.
  • Select QBCFMonitorService.exe. and click End Process.
  • Click Yes on the warning message.
• Prevent QBCF Monitor service from re-starting on the workstation.
  • Press Windows+R On your keyboard to open the Run window.
  • Type in services.msc and click OK.
  • Scroll down on the list and double-click QBCFMonitorService to open the Properties.
  • Choose Disabled as Startup type.
  • Select Apply and OK.

Once done, you  can open the file again. Feel free to check this article. You also have an option to manually repair the Microsoft component. You can check this article for the steps: Unrecoverable Error: General Troubleshooting Steps. Proceed to Solution 5 and start with step 4. It's a series of steps to repair the Microsoft components.

If you have other concerns that you'd like to voice out, please let me know. I'll note them down and offer any help I can.