Let me share information about creating an asset account in QuickBooks Online (QBO), @Sparhawk.

The Fixed asset and Other asset selections from the Account Type are only available in the US version of QBO. Since these options aren't available in the Global version, you can use the long-term or non-current asset for the "Fixed asset" and the current asset for the "Other asset." Please know that a fixed asset is also known as a long-term, noncurrent, or capital asset. 

You can check out this article to know more about the chart of accounts: Learn about the chart of accounts in QuickBooks Online.

If you have other concerns or follow-up questions on creating accounts in QBO, don't hesitate to leave a comment below. I'll be around to provide more assistance.