"Wanted: Energetic, self-directed multitasker to manage high-paced work environment. Required skills include group mediation, crisis management,  and speed shopping under pressure. High tolerance for loud, repetitive noises a huge plus!"

That's not my job description as QB Community Business Host (thankfully!), but it is a pretty good reflection of my other job - mom of two. If you had to write a wildly accurate, no-holds-barred job description for your own role as a small-business owner, what would it say? And tell us -- would you ever apply for your own job?