Literally no customer service would be better than this customer service.
Hello Friends!
I get paid $2.12/hour and will loose my job if I don't remain insanely cheerful no matter what, so get ready for some saccharine nonsense that won't help at all!
I see you're having trouble with an avalanche of annoying and disruptive upsell popups and ads making your work day twice as long as it needs to be. That sounds like a terrible problem friend.
What would be awesome is if there was a setting to turn that off. However, you can't do that, and we're not going to ever do that because our corporate overlords say that disruptive upsells are driving record profits. Huzzah!
Despite the fact that we will only make this issue worse in the future, here are some instructions to take up more of your time with our futile and dystopian "feedback" form:
- Click the Gear icon in the upper-right corner.
- Select Feedback under Profile.
- Take a long type typing out your detailed feedback.
- Wait for browser to crash and start over.
And, since you didn't ask - here are some links to articles that have absolutely nothing to do your question!
- You're an idiot and probably wondering what "bookkeeping" is.
- How to click a button.
Have a fantastic day and feel free to drop an endless stream of increasingly hostile comments below if you have any further questions or concerns. I promise to stay upbeat while still giving you no useful information.
