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Furthermore, moving the entire QBchan.dat file off of the operating drive to an external drive (in essence deleting it completely) forced QB to re-create it in the same directory. There is no bug here....

 

This seems to be a plausible option, but leaves you to manually update everything by fetching and installing patches manually..  https://bigredconsulting.com/forced-quickbooks-patches/